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With thanks to
isabeau for her knowledgeable input.

What's a blog?
“Blog” is a portmanteau of “web log”, often referred to as an “online diary”. However, friends don’t let friends use it as a diary. Think of it more as an old-fashioned journal that will be read by others only not posthumously (we hope). You can certainly post about cleaning your fridge if you so choose, but do not then wonder why people are unfriending you in hordes. There are many blog products out there, including Blogger and Blogspot. A popular product for the younger set is the Xanga. Many people have now settled into livejournal. There’s new techy goodness coming along all the time.

I want to play, too. How do I get one?
To get a livejournal (lj), you go the www.livejournal.com and sign up. You can pay for additional features, which I do. You can find what's a paid feature and what's not in the extensive and well-written FAQs at lj central. You can, initially, exist without an icon. You will find, though, that over time you will need dozens of them. This is the main reason for a paid account. You never need to post, but you need an lj in order to get a friends list together, which, essentially, functions in a similar manner to a Yahoo group digest.

Can’t I just go to an lj the same as I read webpages; bookmark it and visit regularly?
You certainly can. But if you have 157 blogs you like to follow, it becomes much easier to just have them all roll up into one chronological list. There's a way to make them come up differently, but let's not worry about that now.

You just said “blog” instead of “lj”? Can I friend people who have other blogs than lj?
Yes, you can. There's an account type on LJ called a syndicated account, which takes information from external sources (RSS feeds) and puts them into LJ entries that can appear on your friends page. Any user, free or paid, can add existing syndicated accounts to their friends list; only paid (well, or permanent) users can create new ones. You just go to a particular page in lj and cut and paste the URL at the bottom. Not all are available, and they will come in without comments, but they contain a link back to their host journal so it’s easy to go back to the originating blog and read the comments and/or add your own.

Go here, then scroll to the bottom: http://www.livejournal.com/syn/
(FYI, this is called an RSS feed, which stands for Real Simple Syndication.)
Here’s a list: http://www.livejournal.com/syn/list.bml
 

What do I need to know about friending and unfriending?
To add an individual to your friends list (or "flist") just go to their user info and click on the first little icon of a person with a plus sign. They ask you something about colours; I have never figured out why and now ignore it. Now the politics of friending and unfriending are something else altogether; and like the ruby slippers, you have to find that out on your own.

To see who has friended or unfriended you (and you them) go here:
Here’s me, just plug in your own name: http://marnanel.org/joule?user=storm_grant&mode=chart
You can see who has friended/defriended other people as well.

There are also lj communities (comms) that function a lot like Yahoo groups. You can elect to watch them only (read but not post) or join the community. To join the community, just click on the link in the paragraph above the row of icons.

How do I comment?
You click on “post comment” and type what you have to say. If you’re not logged in, it will post anonymously. I remain logged in all the time. It’s just easier. People customize their journal so “read comments” and “comment” get cutesy names like “number of fucks” “fuck me”, or other clevah names.

How do I post?
You can download a WordPad-type mini-program called an lj client or just use the posting interface. If you use the interface, you may wish to click on "Rich Text" rather than html. That makes it easier to add bold and italics and ljcuts, etc. You can set the rich text editor as your default, http://www.livejournal.com/settings/?tag=richtext 

You can compose in Word and paste into the comment panel. It has a feature that will clean up all the background stuff Word adds.

What are ljcuts?
Ljcuts are a courtesy to other readers. You hide most of your post behind teaser lines like: “read the pr0n here” to make for easier reading. People not interested in porn (like I know any of those) will bypass the bulk of my post with a single scroll.

What do I post?
Anything you like, fandom or non-fandom related. Again, try not to post about what was caught between your teeth last night. Please.

You should probably see what other people are posting before you start. Communities have written rules as well as traditions and netiquette.

How do I get people to friend me?
Friend other people. Be a reasonable adult. Join communities. Be a reasonable adult. Put your own interests in your user info, then click on them. Friend people who have the same interests as you. Did I mention be a reasonable adult?

How do I find what other people are saying about me?
AFAIK, there are three ways to ego-surf:
Go to Google home page, click on “more” and choose Blog Search, stick in your name.
Or go here:
http://www.ljfind.com/
or here: www.ljseek.com
 

I commented in someone’s journal and now I can’t find it.
You can set comments to arrive in your email box which is good so you don’t have to go back and check old posts. But say you deleted an lj comment notice and now want to find the post you commented on, go here:
http://www.livejournal.com/tools/recent_comments.bml?authas=storm_grant
You need to be logged in and can only see your own comments.

My friends posts arrive in chronological order. How do I get back to where I left off?
Great question. I wish someone would tell me. I just keep going back 20 entries until I find something that looks familiar and start from there. If you’ve neglected lj for a while and think you probably missed hundreds of entries, you can save steps by clicking the “back 20 entries” once and then replacing the “20” in the URL with larger numbers. When I returned from VidCon, I started with “skip=500” and jumped by hundreds until I found that “skip=780” was where I left off. This also works for other people’s ljs if you think you remember a post from a couple of months ago.

Some people’s posts are hard to read. How do I make the type bigger, and the colour font and background I prefer?
By now you’ve set your own lj preferences so that it looks the way you want it to. So when you want to read someone else’s post, just add “?style=mine” to their URL. (Note: if they have a cut tag id or other info after the “html” extension, just get rid of that so that their URL now ends in “….html?style=mine.)

I want to save a lot of stories but the graphics clog up my directories.
This isn’t an lj specific point, but choose “html file only” and you get it all in one instead of a file and a folder full of graphics. This works for any webpage. The converse that I find handy for work is that I can extract a background from a PowerPoint presentation by saving it “webpage complete”. Note that these names may change in different browsers.

What are tags?
They’re a way to organize your posts for easier reference.

I found a post I want to come back to, how do I return to it?
Save to bookmarks, your delicious or lj memories.

What’s delicious?
It’s not associated with lj, but I find it helpful. It’s an interactive way to save your bookmarks and find others with similar interest. To view mine as an example, go here:
http://del.icio.us/storm_grant
I’ve tagged these, so if you just want to find the ones that are relevant to lj, for instance, click on the lj tag. To find more, see who else has saved them and follow along. You can find who has saved your stories that way, as well as using the blog-search techniques, above. Just post your own story link to your lj and then when it says “saved by 9 other people”, you can follow the links to see who’s saved it. Yes, more ego surfing. ;-)

What’s ljtalk?
It’s another Instant Messenger-type program, but it allows you to find your friends. You can also create/participate in chatrooms like good old IRC, but again, with your friends and friends of friends.

Anything else?
When you run out of posts to read from your own friends, you can change the URL to read friendsfriends and see what your friends’ friends are up to. Friends pages only show up to 1000 entries, and only entries made in the last two weeks... you have to go to individual journals to see the older stuff.

You can voice post as well, but I haven’t used that feature.

There’s lots of other stuff, such as posting to other blog products from the same posting client, but I don't think a newbie needs to know that right away.

If I've missed anything important, please email me at storm.grant@gmail.com to correct / add to this webpage. Anyone wanting to link back here it is welcome to.